Dear Edna, Why did they decrease the size of the chicken sandwich? -this isn't McDonalds Dear McDonalds, This is all a secret campaign. The school cafeteria is slowly turning into McDonalds....

Why do people hang stockings above the fireplace? -Sockless and Confused    Dear Sockless, If you have ever seen the animated movie "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" (a Christmas classic...

Dear Edna, Christmas is rapidly approaching and I would like to know how to go Black Friday shopping? -Early Bird gets the discounted iPhone Dear Early Bird, Black Friday shopping is a very...

Dear Edna, How many pieces of candy can I eat without throwing up? Sincerely, -I'm at 56 candy bars   Dear I'm at 56 candy bars, I think you've had enough. But there is no such thing...

Dear Edna, Am I too old to go trick-or-treating? -Still a kid Dear Still a kid, It is never, NEVER, too late to go trick-or-treating. As long as you're safe and wear protective bubble wrap,...

Dear Edna, I forgot to study for a test, what should I do? -Hopeless Procrastinator. Dear Hopeless Procrastinator, Answer yes for every question, because if you agree with the teacher, she will...