Dear Edna,
I forgot to study for a test, what should I do? -Hopeless Procrastinator.
Dear Hopeless Procrastinator,
Answer yes for every question, because if you agree with the teacher, she will think that you are smart like her.
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Dear Edna,
People have been following me around school, and taking pictures. As much as I enjoy this, it’s really getting creepy. What do I do about the paparazzi? -Future Star
Dear Future Star,
Just smile and pose.
Dear Edna,
I’m new here in Peachtree city. How do you make friends? -Lone Wolf
Dear Lone Wolf,
Don’t worry. You’ll make friends soon enough, just follow these simple suggestions:
- Follow them around, soon enough they’ll get the hint.
- Sing to them.
